The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Clang McFly]

When and if you ever get a wife she's going to be really pissed when you wake her up at 3 in the morning because you can't sleep. Do her a favor and don't wake her up for sex, just jerk off very quietly.

He's not going to be able to jerk off quietly... he'll be shaking the bed with his violent pumping motion and probably bounce her right onto the floor.

growing up having 4 brothers and a nosy mother you learn very quickly how to masterbate quietly.