Ever get a speeding ticket . . . . .

[Clang McFly]

One day my husband was looking at it and said he was going to post "how bout you butterfly these nuts, bitch".

Lol. We really need to meet. I think you, me and your husband would get along famously.

Oh and by the way, was shopping today at the local supermarket and saw a bottle labelled "Sal's Sassy Sauce" and thought of you.