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Poll: Are you a necrophiliac?
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Yes, dead things make me hard/wet
14.29%
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Yes, but only if they're dead animals
0%
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Yes, but only if I kill them myself
0%
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Yes, the way they smell reminds me of the fragrance between my thighs
28.57%
 2 28.57%
Yes, but I've never had the guts to do anything about it
0%
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No, I'm just boring and lame
28.57%
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This is a seriously fucked up poll
28.57%
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Total 7 vote(s) 100%
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Fucked up Funeral
The Antagonist
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#177
01-27-2009, 05:56 PM
Good thinking on the notary!
The whole trick is to not leave any loopholes for them to say you coerced her or that you're up to 'something'.

Let them all look like lunatics. If auntie comes around like some fuming fool, then go to court and get an order of protection against her to keep her away from you and yours. Cite attempted kidnapping and violence.

The whole idea is to make her look nuts and the order of protection would be icing on the cake.

It would have to be good timing she fucks up to give you cause for that order before she puts her evil plan in progress too. Sounds like she's not smart enough to figure you out though and I'm betting you'll always be a few steps ahead of her.
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