THE REBEL FLAG

[Midwest Spy]

Fess up, Spy . . . you've got a nigger in your woodpile . . . right?

Was my family Slave owners?

Do I feel guilty?

Not that I know of.

No, Spy . . .

I'm not talking about slave ownership.

I'm referring to the possibility, that somewhere in your family tree is a . . . uh . . . little bit o' dark meat.

Maybe grandma's tree . . . ?

No shame . . . just sayin'.

Now that you mention it, I do jump awfully high for a white man.