Poll: Are you a necrophiliac?
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Yes, dead things make me hard/wet
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Yes, but only if they're dead animals
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Yes, but only if I kill them myself
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Yes, the way they smell reminds me of the fragrance between my thighs
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Yes, but I've never had the guts to do anything about it
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No, I'm just boring and lame
28.57%
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This is a seriously fucked up poll
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2 28.57%
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Fucked up Funeral
The Antagonist Wrote:Good thinking on the notary!
The whole trick is to not leave any loopholes for them to say you coerced her or that you're up to 'something'.

Let them all look like lunatics. If auntie comes around like some fuming fool, then go to court and get an order of protection against her to keep her away from you and yours. Cite attempted kidnapping and violence.

The whole idea is to make her look nuts and the order of protection would be icing on the cake.

It would have to be good timing she fucks up to give you cause for that order before she puts her evil plan in progress too. Sounds like she's not smart enough to figure you out though and I'm betting you'll always be a few steps ahead of her.
Yeah, she thinks she super clever and all, but oh so transparent. The original reason I was recording stuff with my aunt, is because I was worried that she WOULD become violent, and then I would have evidence against her. So far, she hasn't been stupid enough to actually try anything like that, but I wouldn't put it past her. Her side of the family especially, are a bunch of low-brow rednecks. If for nothing other than my own amusement, I have her on tape saying "I done bought the house!". lol It makes me laugh.
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