06-30-2015, 06:57 PM
(06-30-2015, 07:50 AM)Carsman Wrote: I play golf though, and occasionally you run across winners there also.
Funny, one of my buddies and I were discussing this on the course the other day. He's had a bad streak as of late getting paired up. I've been very lucky for the most part. The motherfuckers that really irritate me on the course are the ones that think they're better than they are, and just happen to have the worst round of their entire lives when I happen to be playing with them. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard:
"Damn, this is the worst round of the year for me"
"I NEVER play this bad"
"I don't understand what my problem is today"
For the most part, they're all decent folks...but just can't seem to admit they suck. And usually the suckage is painfully evident from the first tee shot.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.