07-01-2015, 05:52 PM
Sorry, MS, but I'm way more interested in being amused than being included on anyone's list or in anyone's club.
It still makes me laugh imagining you making that call to the manager.
MS:
"Hello, Suburban Cul-de-sac Pool Club manager, this is member #574 and I have a matter of grave importance to discuss."
Pool Manager:
"Shoot."
MS:
"A toddler pooped in the pool today. It was gross, inconvenient, and dare I say quite disturbing for MY daughter."
Pool Manager:
"Yeah, shit sometimes happens."
MS:
"It's happened not once, but twice!!! I demand that surveillance be established so the dirty little bastard and his family can be identified, publicly shamed in the SCPC email newsletter, and kicked out of the club!!!!
Pool Manager:
"I'll get right on that as soon as I finish investigating several complaints about a leering middle-aged pervert with piercing blue eyes who's been creeping-out all the hot moms, sir. You have yourself a nice day now."
MS:
"Shit."..........Click.
It still makes me laugh imagining you making that call to the manager.
MS:
"Hello, Suburban Cul-de-sac Pool Club manager, this is member #574 and I have a matter of grave importance to discuss."
Pool Manager:
"Shoot."
MS:
"A toddler pooped in the pool today. It was gross, inconvenient, and dare I say quite disturbing for MY daughter."
Pool Manager:
"Yeah, shit sometimes happens."
MS:
"It's happened not once, but twice!!! I demand that surveillance be established so the dirty little bastard and his family can be identified, publicly shamed in the SCPC email newsletter, and kicked out of the club!!!!
Pool Manager:
"I'll get right on that as soon as I finish investigating several complaints about a leering middle-aged pervert with piercing blue eyes who's been creeping-out all the hot moms, sir. You have yourself a nice day now."
MS:
"Shit."..........Click.