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[Donovan]

Locking myself in the bedroom and becoming a porn addict really isn't at the top of my list, but maybe some of the men in here will be grateful for your tip.

You don't really have to lock your door, just walk around with no pants on all the time and people stop coming over and bothering you.

There was nothing even wrong with my laptop until I read an MSN article about the nurse who dropped the newborn baby on it's head.

Yeah that's what happened to all the rest of us who knew how to fix malware from porn links. We were all reading the article about the nurse too.

Whatever it was I got rid of it and it's working as good as always.

Just wash your hands after you're done reading all those nurse articles because ewww.