07-12-2015, 02:12 PM
I think my hairstylist may be starting to suffer from dementia. I'm not going to even attempt to convey everything she said to me on Friday but here's a summary of what she said:
* Did you hear about September?
* Because of what's happening in Greece and China, the US markets are due to collapse and the dollar will be worthless
* The Book of Revelations says a Muslim will be in office when the second coming of Christ (the Rapture) occurs. A lot of people think Obama is a Muslim.
* It's like a big secret; some people know about September and some people don't know. My dad told me about it.
* I'm scared. I've been told to take my money and buy gold. Oh, and stock up on canned goods and water.
* Fuck that, I'm stocking up on wine.
I don't know. I sent my financial adviser/investment manager husband a text about it (I figured he'd appreciate my giving him a head's up about the impending market collapse/Rapture due in September). Oddly, it's been two days and he hasn't responded or even thanked me for bringing him in to the "know" group.
* Did you hear about September?
* Because of what's happening in Greece and China, the US markets are due to collapse and the dollar will be worthless
* The Book of Revelations says a Muslim will be in office when the second coming of Christ (the Rapture) occurs. A lot of people think Obama is a Muslim.
* It's like a big secret; some people know about September and some people don't know. My dad told me about it.
* I'm scared. I've been told to take my money and buy gold. Oh, and stock up on canned goods and water.
* Fuck that, I'm stocking up on wine.
I don't know. I sent my financial adviser/investment manager husband a text about it (I figured he'd appreciate my giving him a head's up about the impending market collapse/Rapture due in September). Oddly, it's been two days and he hasn't responded or even thanked me for bringing him in to the "know" group.
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