Just hold your leg down so you don't kick the guy in the nuts

[Love Child]

Do I need to say that I totally love men? I am completely hetrosexual...

...unless shitfaced drunk and then I'm not opposed to a little girl on girl action just to fuck with the heads of whatever guys are watching.

I haven't been drunk in a looooong time.

Nor have I. I am icing my leg right now. Ohhh the things I could do with ice.