Just hold your leg down so you don't kick the guy in the nuts

[Clang McFly]

Do I need to say that I totally love men? I am completely hetrosexual...

...unless shitfaced drunk and then I'm not opposed to a little girl on girl action just to fuck with the heads of whatever guys are watching.

I haven't been drunk in a looooong time.

I'm heterosexual too but every now and then my mind drifts and curiosity sets in and I wonder what it would be like to kiss/make-out with a guy or do butt stuff. I'd probably have to very very drunk before I tried anything with a guy.