07-17-2015, 05:57 PM
My best experience with a JW was about 20 years ago. I had been up partying all night with the band and was sucking the bottom out of a bottle of JD before hitting the sack when one knocked. I opened the door and he started his spiel and asked if he could come in and talk to me about god. I belligerently stated something to the affect that we are all going to hell and opened the screen door for him. It was then that he realized I was drunk, completely naked and flailing an empty bottle of JD around. He thanked me for my time and left. Never had another JW at that address again.