The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Donovan]

I remember once when I was about 20 living with my little brother and a buddy of ours, I was on the couch playing video games and he suddenly comes running in, slams the door and pulls the curtains shut and is peeking out. Now we were like three miles out into the country in Oregon so unless it was a really scary bunny rabbit or a black bear (we did get one of those later) I was wondering wtf. So I says to him, "Wtf?"

Turns out he'd been accosted by some witnesses a few days before and to escape had told them to come by later, not knowing that those fuckers WILL come back. So I says to him, "That is no way to treat somebody you invited back. Let's go talk to them."

So I went out and politely entertained them for about twenty minutes on the porch and let them have their say, but they wouldn't leave when it was time so I had to get creative. Instead of chatting I began mentioning my own religion a little bit more and more, how it was a little more woodsy and pagan but actually predated christianity, and how we still had a lot of similarities especially when it came to utilizing virgins and whatnot, and how I was disappointed they hadn't thought to bring any, and wondered if they knew any who wanted to come back by say around ten pm to help us out with a little ceremony, and that really with our similar ideas of aggressive recruitment and expansion our religions weren't all that different...that's about as far as I got before they literally sprinted off the porch. Never had another visit from them in the three years we were there.