The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

Getting my nails done bores the snot outta me. I think because I'm forced to sit still for an hour and that's difficult for me to do so this morning I started fantasizing about things going on around me and I got to thinking about the Asian mafia bustin' in and shooting the place up. Someone dropped something in another room and the noise was deafening in the quiet salon. I damn near hit the deck. The good news is that I didn't but the bad news is if it had been the Asian mafia I'd be dead because I didn't move fast enough.