I see a bad moon a risin

[Clang McFly]

I'm getting my hopes up(again). A female customer was a few bucks short to pay for her groceries and had hoped to cash in her scratch off ticket to make up the difference but I told her I couldn't cash out her lottery ticket and she would have to wait until the customer service desk opened. So then I offered to buy her ticket off her so she afford all her groceries. She called me adorable, asked for my number, and said maybe she'll call me sometime. All I know about her is her name is Kristie, she lived alone for 7 years, has cats, and lives in a red brick building next to Bob's diner.

I'm surprised there's been no nibbles on this troll bait.

I'm surprised at the double standard around here. People can derail threads with thir lovey dovey crap and no one cares but poor old crossdressing fat fuck Clang posts about his attempts at love and its "oh noes! He must be trolling so lets contain the "bullshit" in his pity/vanity thread. In short, kindly go fuck yourself, Jimmy Bonehead.

Clang, you are beloved.

Now, do tell about Kirsten.

I've dated one woman in my life named Kirsten and she was a freak-a-leak.

Edit: of course, she was a Scorpio, so that probably had more to do with it.

Kristie. I'm not even sure that's how she spells her name. I'm hoping she spells it Kristi, because that makes her seem even more mysterious and exotic.

Also, I just met the new boss lady this morning. Hot blonde named Danielle. Too bad it's forbidden at Price Chopper to date your boss.