I KNOW A SHREW

[Clang McFly]

A kitchen should have a drain hole in the center so all you have to do is hose it down every once in a while.

And if you need to pee while making yourself a sandwich. Drain hole/Pee holes for every room of the house!

I say nay. I have no issue making it to the toilet from any room in my home when I need to piss.

I say yea. I sometimes piss on a towel in my bedroom in the middle of the night rather than go to the bathroom which is literally right outside my bedroom. Part laziness/part not wanting to change out of my bra and panties.

Why not just cut to the chase and buy a 5 gallon bucket and keep it in your closet? You can toss a clorox cake in the bottom and only change it out once a year you lazy slob!

done. I also use old soda bottles and plastic cups, but I like your idea better.