Have you ever faked it?

[HairOfTheDog]

Looks like you'd have a good shot at Phone Sex Operator of the Year, sal.

Something to fall back on. You'd still to get to work from home and could be earning Pay Pal points while you mop the floors and stuff.

P.s. hang up on that repeat caller with Air Supply and Dan Fogelberg playing in the background; he'll be expecting tit texts and talking about Jesus's forgiveness in no time.