I am glad I don't have to say hi

[Clang McFly]

You don't have to apologize for being polite and I'm not speaking for Love Child, I wouldn't dare. It's just that it's been my experience that many women don't like being called ma'am. There's something about it that screams OLD.

I see your point. I hate when customers at Price Chopper call me sir. It makes me feel old and like someone's daddy or grandpa and not the relatively young single dude I am.