Hello I am Zero's Brother

[Clang McFly]

Hi ski. Sorry I'm late. My pantyhose kept ripping and my bra strap kept breaking and just couldn't decide what dress to wear...and oh yeah I'm a dude.

Nice to meet you Clang McFly.

At 17 years old my buddy and I were rowdy and got kicked out of the tiny white tower hamburger joint in Camden. We were warned we would never get back in there as long as this angry waitress was working. So on a dare I dressed in my mothers clothes and her wig and we drove back there. My buddy waited outside across the street looking in the front window to see what happened. The remarkable thing that night was how a car full of guys courteously stopped to watch me cross the street. Thank God they they didn't come in to eat.

heh. I haven't had the courage or privacy from family members to go out dressed as a woman since I lived in my own apartment in Menands like 8 years ago. Highlights from that include walking down a path and into the apartment parking lot thinking no one around and walking into a car with some guy in it, walking around outside the apartment and have the maintence staff drive by whistling and catcalling, and my brother who was living with me, almost catch me dressed as a woman because work sent him home early.