Hello I am Zero's Brother

[Carsman]

Even though Clang crossdresses and has admitted to being bi-curious he doesn't seem to have strong homosexual tendencies like MS. He's like a weird cross between Marv Albert, Fat Albert and Norm from Cheers. I can't picture Clang being straight up gay.

Also... Consider this. Freddy Mercury didn't know he was gay for most of his life, so never say never. Bi-curious can be just another way of saying gay isn't off the table.

It's off the table. I think I just feel cheated since I didn't do any "experimenting". Aww heck...what am I saying? Marry me, ya big gay bastard!

I'm straight bro, but thanks for the flattering offer.

I meant, SkiSky. But whatevs....*chucks the $2000 dollar engagement ring into the sewer*

Now where did you get $2000, you didn't get paid by DMV yet!?