Bumperstickers

[Donovan]

Who's the man that walks on his hands and kisses the ground that everyone walks on...................Shaft, Damn right. John Shaft.

You're damn right!

I had a No Fat Chicks bumper sticker on my pick up.

Then I gained a few pounds, some of it in the chest area. So, I grabbed a Sharpie, inserted an "l", and kept on truckin'...


(That IS a lie. I hated those No Fat Chicks stickers, also the No Mean People ones.)

I bet you had those aluminum naked big-titty mud flaps too. You look the type that appreciates a silhouette of a nice rack.

The only thing I don't get is why you'd hate Fiat chicks. What do you have against Foreign car owners?