06-20-2008, 11:31 PM
Got an ex you are repulsed by? A past girl/boyfriend who - when you think of them now - you have to wonder what the FUCK you were thinking to hang out with them? This is the place to crap on them. I'll start.
The idiot baseball player. He went through NINE jobs in the time I knew him (about 4 years) and the most important thing in his life was playing for his amateur baseball team. And when I say the most important, I mean more important than work, his child, his family, and certainly more important than me. I can't believe I wasted 4 years of my life with this fuckwad. A waste of oxygen.
Nawrocki. An Italiian guy who was fabulous eye-candy and built like a brick shithouse, but had a pecker smaller than my pinkie finger. 99% certain he took 'roids because of his size in every area of his body except the one that really matters. He didn't even like sex. I didn't last with him for very long at all.
The bar owner. I met this one in a bar in my neighborhood and he was decent-looking so when he asked me out, I said yes. Could I go back in time and shoot him in the head instead of saying yes, I would. At 32 years old, after knowing me for about 5 months, he asked me to marry him. That was freaky enough, but it turns out, the reason he wanted to get married so much was because he still lived with his mommy. Momma's boys make me want to puke.
The psycho. The only one I actually hope to run into again one day. While I'm with Bullet. This pussy beat the shit out of me every day of the week if I wore a color of eyeshadow he didn't like. He pointed a gun at my head. He tried to come in through my bedroom window while I was getting ready for a date with Nawrocki and fortunately, Nawrocki was there. He went out and busted the psycho's nose in about 2.6 seconds. But I'd still like to run into him with Bullet and watch Bulletturn him into a pretzel. ::sly::
So.....what sorts of idiots/assholes/morons/useless fucks have you gone out with?
The idiot baseball player. He went through NINE jobs in the time I knew him (about 4 years) and the most important thing in his life was playing for his amateur baseball team. And when I say the most important, I mean more important than work, his child, his family, and certainly more important than me. I can't believe I wasted 4 years of my life with this fuckwad. A waste of oxygen.
Nawrocki. An Italiian guy who was fabulous eye-candy and built like a brick shithouse, but had a pecker smaller than my pinkie finger. 99% certain he took 'roids because of his size in every area of his body except the one that really matters. He didn't even like sex. I didn't last with him for very long at all.
The bar owner. I met this one in a bar in my neighborhood and he was decent-looking so when he asked me out, I said yes. Could I go back in time and shoot him in the head instead of saying yes, I would. At 32 years old, after knowing me for about 5 months, he asked me to marry him. That was freaky enough, but it turns out, the reason he wanted to get married so much was because he still lived with his mommy. Momma's boys make me want to puke.
The psycho. The only one I actually hope to run into again one day. While I'm with Bullet. This pussy beat the shit out of me every day of the week if I wore a color of eyeshadow he didn't like. He pointed a gun at my head. He tried to come in through my bedroom window while I was getting ready for a date with Nawrocki and fortunately, Nawrocki was there. He went out and busted the psycho's nose in about 2.6 seconds. But I'd still like to run into him with Bullet and watch Bulletturn him into a pretzel. ::sly::
So.....what sorts of idiots/assholes/morons/useless fucks have you gone out with?