Hello I am Zero's Brother

[crash]

I have another friend, Ken who for years bragged about the the girls he screwed. He couldn't complete a sentence about a new girl he had met without proclaiming he had screw her too. 30 years later and some much needed therapy for severe depression, he called me to tell me he's gay. Everyone knew it all along and were being gracious. We all just figured the lady doeth protest too much.

Soooo..

MS is so far in the closet he can see Narnia? Is that what you're trying to tell us here?