Hello I am Zero's Brother

[Midwest Spy]

I have another friend, Ken who for years bragged about the the girls he screwed. He couldn't complete a sentence about a new girl he had met without proclaiming he had screw her too. 30 years later and some much needed therapy for severe depression, he called me to tell me he's gay. Everyone knew it all along and were being gracious. We all just figured the lady doeth protest too much.

Soooo..

MS is so far in the closet he can see Narnia? Is that what you're trying to tell us here?

Well, I'm working on 30 years of hetero action.

Now I just need a gay friend nearby to be on call when I suddenly decide I want to smoke a pole.

Hmmm... doesn't seem likely, but if Ski says it's possible then it must be.