Hello I am Zero's Brother

[Ski at 1SKY6]

I have another friend, Ken who for years bragged about the the girls he screwed. He couldn't complete a sentence about a new girl he had met without proclaiming he had screw her too. 30 years later and some much needed therapy for severe depression, he called me to tell me he's gay. Everyone knew it all along and were being gracious. We all just figured the lady doeth protest too much.

Soooo..

MS is so far in the closet he can see Narnia? Is that what you're trying to tell us here?

Well, I'm working on 30 years of hetero action.

Now I just need a gay friend nearby to be on call when I suddenly decide I want to smoke a pole.

Hmmm... doesn't seem likely, but if Ski says it's possible then it must be.

Mr Spy, I can assure you that is pretty common behavior for gay men of a given generation and upbringing. Much has changed for the better. I met Dominic in 2002 as his 10 year heterosexual marriage was going south. He would later refer to me as his guardian angel. I would see him at the gym and after my workout he would peer into the steam room, but never enter. This became so regular that I began to think he was coinciding this with the end of my workouts. It went on for weeks until one time I go in there and he is finally in there. Not only is he there but naked with a hardon. So I figured I would introduce my self and I sat down next to him. It was very steamy and I only realized he had an erection because it was under his thigh and out onto the bench a few inches, right where I was sitting.