Todays secret question is.....

[HairOfTheDog]

And on top of all this we still have to figure out Maggot's riddle too.

Well, we're making progress. We know it's not a rogue pig and it's NOT a storming emu.

Through process of elimination, I think it's pretty obvious that the answer is:


A mild-mannered, pick-pocketing, super crafty, tree-scaling Proboscis Monkey

OR


A killer-clawed Sloth with suicidal tendencies

It's one of the two; I just know it.