Presidential race 2016

[F.U.]

No Google in your neck of the woods, F.U.? Here ya go...



Something tells me she wouldn't be interested in playing Let's Make a Deal with you, in any case.

But, you could always bust out your super slick moves and give it a whirl. Just sneak up and take her from behind while you pull her hair, just right. Then, slowly undress her as you work her neck and maybe throw in a earlobe nibble. Then slowly bend her over as you run two fingers softly down her spine. You know, the full 1980s Skinemax routine. Then, compliment her on her painted piggies, toss her a half watermelon, snap a photo to post on the internet, gift her with a gentleman's orgasm, and get 'er done.

Warning: wear a helmet, body armor and a cup if you decide to go for it -- make a note of that for future reference. You can thank me later.

Sorry, even holstered they look like 36 longs. Not interested .