HEY, FUCK FACE

[Duchess]

I got into a fight with a fat guy at the grocery store yesterday and I should have called him a fuck face

I just like saying fuck face. I've liked it since the first time I saw you say it. It makes me laugh and then I laugh some more when I imagine greeting people like that. Hardly no one would understand except for all of you. I threw in the "wanna hump" simply because it's Wednesday. I don't actually want to hump you but again, it made me laugh to say it. I'm weird like that.

I'm a cornball too.