Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies

[Midwest Spy]

Ok, MS, you've been awfully quiet lately and I really hate to admit it, but I miss you (you effin' pervert).

So, turning the tables............a question from the ladies for Midwest Spy: what's it gonna take to whip you outta your funk and back into prime posting position?

(Sally said she'd do just about anything, so don't hesitate to be explicit.)

Throw some ideas my way.

Suggestions you think that I'd think would take me back to the glory days (thanks Bruce).

Get creative!