RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX

[Carsman]

There's a few guys at my work that aren't. I've pissed on my shoes from laughing so hard at the sounds emanating from the stalls while i'm standing at the urinal.

I remember those days, and telling them how bout a "courtesy flush"?

Or a warning before you shoot one across the bow

Yeah, and when I left, the light switch was on wall right next to the exit door, so I turned off the lights!!! Big time cussin, good times!

I'm adding that to my playbook.

It really was funny, all the yellen, turn on the lights! SOB!
It was a busy John, at least fifty pots, so the lights didn't stay out too long, because guys were always going in every 2 to 3 minutes.