What's your IQ

[crash]

Well, Big Sal, your intelligence assessments are probably more valid than online multiple choice tests, even if you're drunk.

So far, the Sal-ometer says...

MS, Duchess, User, and Dono -- functionally dumb
Maggot, Six, F.U., and aussie -- dumb
Cars, pappy, ramsey -- dangerously dumb

I'm placing my bets on how the following Mockers rate on the Sal-ometer.

-FAHQTOO
-Crash
-Clang
-Kid
-LoveChild
-Blueberryhill
-Tiki
-Mohammed
-Gunnar
-Jimbone

What say you?

I'm pretty sure my Sal-o-meter reading would leave me barely able to cut my own meat. That 20 question IQ test wasn't much of a test though.