11-24-2015, 06:47 AM
I once had a dream that my dick kept getting bigger and bigger, I suddenly found myself on a crowded street grasping the thing with both arms trying to find a hiding spot. People pointed and laughed until I got pissed and started bonking them on the head with it until they were all running like in a Godzilla movie. Needless to say I woke up with a woody that morning.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.