11-24-2015, 02:17 PM
(11-23-2015, 11:54 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Seriously? I am the only one who would be scared if his dick would suddenly fall off?!
I am .... astonished!
Don't be scared Mo. It probably won't happen. But, if it does, you would likely be welcomed into the Mock sisterhood with open arms.
Just think...
-User could give you tips on getting your bod into tip-top shape.
-Rams and Duchess could be your stylists; helping you pick out lovely outfits, handbags and matching heels.
-Aussie could teach you how to spot and neutralize a clam-jammer with one eye closed.
-Blueberry and OlderThanDirt could show you how to be an old slut, and still be classy, funny, and smart.
-Love Child could be a cool and compassionate friend to have your back during and after the adjustment process.
-Big Sal could advise on how to own your hot broad status, without having to conceal your big ole balls.
-And, I'll toss you a couple of simply fabulous hats for those bad hair days.
(Clang's probably gonna be jealous if he ever comes home.)