Ham

[Blindgreed1]

Is it the ultimate food? Everything on a pig can be eaten but a nice ham is the filet mignon of a pig. And they're smart, that's right, smarter than some people. But not smart enough to not be turned into a ham for New Years dinner.
There I've said it.

Ham is awesome, but they need to stop with the spiral cut craze. Every year it seems to get more difficult to find a descent ham for those of us perfectly capable of carving our own ham.