12-02-2015, 03:06 AM
(12-01-2015, 03:31 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Apparently a serial killer named Harrelson who had a baby boy and thought to himself "What on earth should I call this thing?!" when he woke up one glorious morning with an epiphany.
You may be on to something.
Mr. Harrelson, the serial killer and thespian breeder, is a good guess.
Mr. Woodpecker is a possibility as well. Woody Woodpecker's dad didn't kill anybody (so far as we know), but he was a right son of a bitch too. I saw an episode where he taunted his poor irksome red-headed son on the golf course like nobody's business.
It could by Harrelson or Woodpecker, for sure.
BUT, the woody might be attributable to Woodrow Wilson too. Word has it that Edith (Wilson, not Bunker) always sauntered around the White House with a heavy limp and thinly veiled smirk, Woody rolling right behind her at all times. As she ducked into to the Oval Office with Woodrow on her ass, Edith was often heard muttering, "he wouldn't dare, would he?" Would he?