I want to reveal the names of my children that never made it outta the womb

[Mohammed]

I would say only Nerds cum onto keyboards, I could imagine it's their version of tits most probably, and our Maggot might be sure many a thing but surely not a Nerd!

Oh no, he still got a bit of a rough and rugged, Dungarees clad do-it-yourself Lumberjack somewhere down there in him.