12-16-2015, 10:21 AM
Shatuanee Greene should get a job.
She doesn't have the criminal savvy to make a living as a shoplifter. Every woman knows you don't stash cookie dough in your vagina while shoplifting if you have a yeast infection.
Her poor kids. Their mom will probably be in jail for Christmas, the five year old will have to celebrate his 6th birthday in the jail's visiting section, and they won't have any cookies to set out for Santa.
(Now8News reeled a lot of people in with their fake news a couple of months back too; the site reported that Casey Anthony had been bludgeoned to death at an Ohio rest stop.)
She doesn't have the criminal savvy to make a living as a shoplifter. Every woman knows you don't stash cookie dough in your vagina while shoplifting if you have a yeast infection.
Her poor kids. Their mom will probably be in jail for Christmas, the five year old will have to celebrate his 6th birthday in the jail's visiting section, and they won't have any cookies to set out for Santa.
(Now8News reeled a lot of people in with their fake news a couple of months back too; the site reported that Casey Anthony had been bludgeoned to death at an Ohio rest stop.)