MY GOD!

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't fart and I have excellent dinner table etiquette.

Same here.

I'm thinking of changing my ways now that I've seen this breaking news story though.



A new study coming out of Stanford University claims that “one fart burns approximately 67 calories. Farting 52 times in one day can burn 1 pound of fat.” In addition to that, the amount of calories burned by farting would also depend on how long the fart lasts and how much energy you use to do it. For those longer, extended farts, some people can burn close to 90 calories per release.

http://now8news.com/according-to-researc...-per-fart/