DICK, READ MY LIPS

[Duchess]

I posted recently that I had been thinking about Dick and this title popped into my mind. I needed a reason to use it, it makes me laugh. It makes my mind go straight into the gutter and because I'm warped I find that amusing. Now I have to inspire you to post. Do you eat goat? Do you have a dick in your life? Would you tell a lovely woman that her ass is too big to fit in Santa's sleigh?