DISCRIMINATION

[F.U.]

You bet I have! Right here at Mock...

The place is crawling with effin' chauvinists, strutting around whipping out their male privilege left and right.

But, I don't let the gender discrimination get to me. I don't try to placate it nor defeat it. When there's a male member all up in my face, I resist going into stroke or choke mode and instead just whip out a tissue.

I whip out a tissue and shed a compassionate tear; fully aware that the chauvinism stems from a deep-seeded envy of the vagina which some men will never succeed in licking.

Poor sorry bastards.

Thanks for the laugh HotD.

chauvinism stems from a deep-seeded envy of the vagina which some men will never succeed in licking.

That part almost made me piss myself laughing.