DISCRIMINATION

[F.U.]

I'd heard of "penis envy" but never realized that "vagina envy" is a thing until the term was used in an article I read recently.

I've accused a couple of guys of having it since then (mostly in jest).

One of them told me that he's not at all envious that he doesn't have one, he'd rather just borrow mine or my sister's for an hour or two. Asshole.

I like your friends already. Great sense of humor.