I DON'T LIKE...

[HairOfTheDog]

if it was a woman instead of a guy the girls would serve the beat down.

Are you saying if I gave you some lip in real life yur wimmens would beat my ass? Are you serious?

F.U.'s wife and her girlfriend would put a beat down on me if I were to mock something he said, in person, and he felt disrespected by it.

With all due respect, I find that hilarious and were I not refraining from possibly hurting his feelings, I'd mock the shit outta that shit.

So, I'll just say that I feel duly warned. I might be a little rusty; I haven't had to rip out 4 nipple rings in a single bout in months. And, the possibility of takin' a lickin' from the gangsta biker chicks does make me cringe a little.

I'm scared straight alright.