I DON'T LIKE...

[F.U.]

if it was a woman instead of a guy the girls would serve the beat down.

Are you saying if I gave you some lip in real life yur wimmens would beat my ass? Are you serious?

F.U.'s wife and her girlfriend would put a beat down on me if I were to mock something he said, in person, and he felt disrespected by it.

With all due respect, I find that hilarious and were I not refraining from possibly hurting his feelings, I'd mock the shit outta that shit.

So, I'll just say that I feel duly warned. I might be a little rusty; I haven't had to rip out 4 nipple rings in a single bout in months. And, the possibility of takin' a lickin' from the gangsta biker chicks does make me cringe a little.

I'm scared straight alright.

Don't you worry your pretty little head. My fragile little flowers don't want to mess with you my California cupcake. They may talk big but I am sure that if they ever read your posts they would run for the hills. I am personally glad that you live waaaaaaay out there and we live waaaaaay over here. I would hate to think there would ever come a time when they would accidently bump into you in a dark alley. I am sure that you would be able to really give my little flowers a beat down and I really don't want that. And please, PLEASE, don't ever come to east central Iowa because if you happen to track them down I am sure the law would once again blame the biker chicks, even if they were the ones laying in the hospital, and charge them with yet another assault charge and the GF just got off paper and she cant afford to get put back into the system.
So it is not you , but rather my girls that are scarred straight.

P.S. I like their nipple rings so do this one favor for me and please don't rip them out.