Swingers

[F.U.]

What if you and the man accidentally touch uglies? Does that ever happen?

It does happen. Unfortunately it makes you accidentally gay, which as we all know just means gay. For life. Whether you like it or not. From that point on, whenever your grindr app beeps (because it's automatically downloaded to your phone), you have to go sex up whatever man is around. I've seen it happen to the best of guys. Poor faggots.

Now that's some funny shit . I never knew you were such a authority on gaydome. Who would have thunk it? Thanks for the heads up though. I will be extra careful not to bump dingalings .