A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old

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A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old

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03-10-2016, 08:52 PM

(03-10-2016, 12:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-10-2016, 12:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 10:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang needs a gong. So every time he walks in a room a midget can whack it.
Is the midget from Game of Thrones available?

Unfortunately, that talented little guy is all booked up.

However, there is an over-the-hill Oompa Loompa who's looking for side work as a gong-banger.

Though he's known to indulge in psychadelics from time to time, he doesn't mind sharing and the chicks love him -- wouldn't be the worst guy to have underfoot.

Looks too much like a mini Trump. Pass.

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A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Maggot - 03-06-2016, 07:31 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-06-2016, 07:39 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Maggot - 03-06-2016, 07:51 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-07-2016, 07:50 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Maggot - 03-07-2016, 09:14 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-07-2016, 07:41 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Midwest Spy - 03-07-2016, 08:02 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-08-2016, 07:44 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Duchess - 03-09-2016, 07:39 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-09-2016, 08:11 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by aussiefriend - 03-09-2016, 07:36 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Midwest Spy - 03-09-2016, 10:27 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by aussiefriend - 03-09-2016, 10:29 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Midwest Spy - 03-09-2016, 10:32 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by aussiefriend - 03-10-2016, 05:33 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-10-2016, 07:55 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by aussiefriend - 03-11-2016, 05:03 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-11-2016, 10:31 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-09-2016, 07:08 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by aussiefriend - 03-09-2016, 07:49 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-09-2016, 08:10 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by aussiefriend - 03-09-2016, 08:19 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Maggot - 03-09-2016, 10:04 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-10-2016, 12:50 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by HairOfTheDog - 03-10-2016, 12:15 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-10-2016, 08:52 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by HairOfTheDog - 03-12-2016, 12:54 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Duchess - 03-12-2016, 12:57 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by HairOfTheDog - 03-12-2016, 09:56 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-13-2016, 04:41 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Maggot - 03-10-2016, 08:09 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Maggot - 03-11-2016, 11:24 AM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by aussiefriend - 03-11-2016, 11:23 PM

RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Duchess - 03-13-2016, 05:06 AM

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