WHAT KIND OF DRUNK

[Cutz]

are you?
Funny, mean, horny, stupid...

Hard for me to get drunk. Tolerance is way too high after my depressed years.

Mean and stupid. I'll punch ya in the shoulder every damn time, even when promising not to when sober.

My buddy's ex liked to drink and then fight the toughest looking guy in the room. She picked me that first night. She took a swing, but I caught her wrist, put her in a headlock, and then waited till she said she was done. I think I'd give you the same treatment if you tried to punch my shoulder. I'd never hit a lady.

I probably need a shrink in regards to that,