04-14-2016, 09:46 PM
(04-14-2016, 01:52 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(04-14-2016, 12:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:Porcelain skin isn't bad at all. In fact it's a compliment. What do sun tanned beauties and turkeys have in common? White meat tastes the best
Blacker than black, huh. Corpse white isn't exactly a good thing either but that's only my opinion, probably because I like to be tanned.
When I was around 12 my friend and I would lay out in her back yard to catch a tan and her fat ass mother showed us her legs once and told us that we should stay out of the sun because all the men love her "creamy whites". For some reason I didn't believe her, but she always did have a lot of men in and out of the house, so....