LIVING BLACK

[sally]

I lay in the tanning bed naked so I don't have any tan lines.

That's how I do it too but I use the booth rather than a bed. I don't have the time I used to have to work on my tan the old fashioned way so I go to the salon 2-3 times a week.

I will not be looking up any cancer pix. What I sometimes see inadvertently is bad enough.

stop ez- baking yourselves, you silly dames, we got enough pleather luggage in the world. Jesus Christ, Sally, don't you live in Florida, the state where the goddamn sun never goes away?

It's a 5 minute walk to the beach from my house, but it's easier to just go to the tanning bed for 15 minutes than lay out in the sun for hours. I'm not real pale to begin with so I don't go that often, just enough so I already have some color when I do go to the beach. It's not like I tan myself religiously until I look like a leather briefcase.