Suicide

[ramseycat]

If I were going to kill myself, I would take a shitload of sleeping pills.

As fucking morbid as this is, that's a really bad idea. A shitload of sleeping pills might kill you, but then your body might just reject them and you barf them up and wreck your liver.

I don't want to turn this into a "how to kill yourself effectively" thread, but the most painless and sure way of doing this is to park your car in your garage, close the garagedoor, open the car windows, and run the car while downing a buncha booze. Nearly fail-proof.

Anyway that would be effective and painless. My luck if I tried to shoot myself, I would end up shooting off my ear and being a freak forever. Kinda like LMPP. Note to self: don't do anything that might make me look like that fugly freak.