04-28-2016, 11:50 PM
Dear Pappy,
Here are some helpful rules to live by.
You drive a 1998 Lincoln Town Car, the blinkers don't turn off on their own.
Don't hang up your Sunday best suit after lunch. You've spilled gravy all over it and it needs to be washed.
Go to the podiatrist before your toenails petrify.
That's pretty much it.
Here are some helpful rules to live by.
You drive a 1998 Lincoln Town Car, the blinkers don't turn off on their own.
Don't hang up your Sunday best suit after lunch. You've spilled gravy all over it and it needs to be washed.
Go to the podiatrist before your toenails petrify.
That's pretty much it.